Dan and I decided to
go out on Saturday to a few parties. I invited Pete the Perch from
work to tag along. Have to say I was shocked at
the little guy. He turned out be quite a party animal and.....a
bit of a lady's fish.
First
Stop: Terry-anne's party at the Great Eastern, E1
Anais and Terry-anne, both
looking absolutely ravishing.
Anais and Terry-anne again.
Pete and Melissa. I
can't believe it. She has a boyfriend!
Pete and Terry-anne.
Terry-anne's got a boyfriend as well. How does he do it? For a fish, he's
definitely got a way with the
ladies.
Me, Pete and the mini-cab
driver trying to figure out how to get to Chiswick. Pete wanted to
give him a kiss (being a friendly kind of fish) but the mini-cab driver said it was against his religion
to kiss fishes. Unbelievable.
Second
Stop: Graham's Mexican Party, Chiswick, W4
Pete with the hosts and the
hostess with the Mostess.
Pete hits the bar. "So
what's a nice girl doing in a place like this?"
Pete turned out to be a bit
more refined than Dan I expected - eschewing vodka for a nice bottle of
red. Here he is sampling the bouquet.
Dan giving Pete a hand.
"Man, he drinks like a fish"
Some guy, Caroline, Tamy and
Sonya
Greg, Melissa's new beau, and
Pete. One minute, he's kissing the guy's girl, next minute he's
joking around with him. Sly fish.
Pete and I hanging out.
Pete sucking back on a
cigarette.
Tamy, Sonya and Carl
Sonya and Carl
Pete being french kissed by
Sonya
Nicki and Michelle
Pete and Michelle
"Whad r ya staring
at? Didn't you know us perches are bottom feeders?" Pete
gets into Michelle's pants.
"Hubba Hubba Hubba!!!"
Pete not believing his luck.
Caroline loving at Pete's
jokes. Unfortunately, it's not working so Pete quickly moves on.....
...and scores!!!! Pete
with two french girls.
They didn't speak any
english but that didn't worry Pete....
...Pete speaks the
international language of love.
Dan breaks up the
threesome.....but........Pete's not fussed. He circle
back for the one on the left later.
Pete demonstrates his
patented fish technique for getting a girl out of a dress. Slip
under the strap, a flick of the tail and voila! the strap comes off.
One down, one to go.
Party down Mexico way.
I wonder where Pete is.
Carl and Tamy looking happy.
Graham "Simon, Pete's
in trouble!!!!"
"Easy man, I'm a lover
- not a fighter." Pete gets into trouble. It had to happen
sooner or later.
"Get outa the bathroom
- you sick perverted fish."
Michelle smiling for the
camera. It looks like she has antennae. I always knew these
South Africans were from another planet.
Michelle pouting for the
camera.
"Ahhh...it's a fish's
life". Pete now with the other french girl. Sheeessshhh!.
Next
Morning
"Ohhhh man!!! I
must have been wearing beer fish goggles last night" Pete wondering
what happened to the french girl he was canoodling with a few hours
earlier.
"Uggghhhh...I feel
sick"
9.30am next morning.
Back at the pond. Pete's crashed out
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