Shooting Day Out

May 2006

For the Stentra Summer Day Out, we went to the West London Shooting School for a fine morning of shotgun shooting.  It was a bit 'hit and miss' but we had a good time.

"Look into my glass eye!"

I look like such a dork.

"How do I switch it to fully automatic?"

"Can I bring down British helicopters with this?"

"I so need to get one of these to keep Jon in line"

Looks the business.  But still no hits.

Another American shooting at flying saucers.  The truth is out there.

... ummmm ....

Steve adjusting his underwear after another fine shoot.

The Eddie The Eagle Precision Shooting Team.

I don't know what Jon is shooting at, everyone is aiming somewhere else.

"Why can't I hit the target?  There must be something wrong with the gun."

The Eddie The Eagle Precision Shooting Team.  "Shooting - Not Hitting"

The crowd watches The Eddie The Eagle Precision Shooting Team 'shock and awe' performance.  So many shots, so few hits.  Another clay gets to fly away.

Firing squad.  Whose the target?

"I love this shit!"

"It's just like being back in Belfast!"

Instructor wondering how to work the gun left handed

The left hand shooting instructor being put off his game by the umpire

Tasja dressed commando style

Andrew showing his wild west client skills. 

"Got the varmint!"

Benny Hill / Columbine Kid / Richard

"War is tough"

Who comes to a shooting range with a target on their back?

"My name is pronounced 'Hay-dee'.  The next person who gets it wrong gets some buckshot in their 'perse'!"

('perse' is a crude Finnish expression for posterior and a couple of other things.  More information on the more colourful and offensive side of the Finnish language can be found online in the Alternative Finnish Dictionary)

Stewart's reaction to me asking him if I can date his extremely cute daughter.

Julie "In reality, Stewart's just a big pussy cat."

Shooting from the hip

The instructor about to make his move on Heidi.

Wild West Ricardo